- Whiskey before frisky, very risky (he then proceeded to tell me an entertaining anecdote about him. his best college buddy, his college girlfriend, and the entire football team!)
- Beer before beer, good to steer...your truck
- Wine before dance...DON'T DANCE!
- Lastly, and most importantly, smoking weed makes you awesome.
I hope that this advice has brought you the warmth and excitement that it has brought me, and I'm sure that it has left your mind erect and ready for action.