It's hepatitis day! So enjoy it! Share a needle, lick handrails, share your blood with strangers, it's all okay! Here are some hepatitis facts that you've probably never heard because I just made them up...
- Fifty-cent has an unreleased track called "Hep. B", with the lyrics:
"I neva got vaccinated for hepatits B,
now hepatitis B is deep insido me...gangstaz" - Canadians invented the zipper, the slinky, and Hepatitis A. (think about it...think about it)
- You can get hepatitis from goats, my apologies to all those who made goat pinatas (refer to goat pinata post)
That's all for now, keep licking those handrails!
-Foxy
(with street cred. to one of the sneaky piglets)
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