Ever wondered why you never meet any cool black people? Of course you're not, because they're all cool. Let's take a peeksie shall we, negro?
I wish he would part my legs like he did the Red Sea,
Why is he so good? Maybe it's because he's huge "down there"...or maybe it's because he found a nickname in the bible.
Next! Barry White. His last name is white...but he's not.
4 to 1...what a ratio.
I would also like to draw attention to the man on the far right...all I have to say is...hot damn.
So now your probably thinking...sure they look nice, but they probably make a mess! Well your wrong! They're just like you and I! They brush their teeth, dance, and sometimes drink dimetapp mixed with malt liquor...but don't act like you haven't on occasion. You should make the first step, talk to your local community's black man about "your piece" or "how you roll". They are sure to befriend you!
Don't you dare call them monkeys,
*PigeonStew and Foxy do not find racism funny, this is strictly a satirical document to show how truly ridiculous, prepostrous, and outlandish racism really is. Foxy, of the PigeonStew team also happens to be of Negro descent and skin colour, therefore, if you have a problem, shove it.