Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Talk

He stared at me from across the table, his hands folded, calm. The softness of his voice sent fear through my spine as he spoke the words:

"I understand, you're a young man and you're dating my daughter. Sex is a new frontier and exploration is only natural, I just want to make sure there is no unplanned pregnancy, especially with my baby girl."

I didn't think of what I was doing before I spoke with a timid smile:

"Sir, if my sperms are as shy as I am, I doubt they'll show up at all."

Should've Said Nothing,

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